Posted in February 2012

I’m Your Package.

I sat down to crank out some more boxes with my new stamper but ended up doing a small redesign.

Previously, the boxes had stamps applied directly to them or they were wrapped with a brown paper box band that was stamped with the same inventory. Both of these were kind of a pain because the box bands required an extra step (as well as fumbling around, looking for tape) and could be easily lost. Stamping directly on the box looks good… except for when it doesn’t. And messing up one box a little bit takes it out of commission- no second chances.

So I started stamping out sheets of what are, essentially, inventory stickers. I think that they add a really nice dimension to the design and that they marry the best of direct printing with a secondary box band. And it was a pretty fun thing to do while I sat around watching I Love You, Phillip Morris, which was a firmly good movie choice (I’m not a big movie person. And I really hate movies that call themselves “films”. I also strongly dislike “fiction” and “novels”. Sense a pattern?)

and your moment of edification, what I wore today:

Boots: Steve Madden from Macy’s, Toms River, NJ -  Tights: Assets micro fishnets that come all the way up to under my bust (like good tights should) from Target, Warwick, RI- Dress: a nightgown from Savers, PVD, RI – Shirt: Old Navy from Waste Not, Want Not thrift shop, Downtown PVD, RI – One atrocious curl from a hair curling experiment gone sour.

I like how Jesse does this so I’m stealing it from her. I wore this to:

- eat brunch at the diner like Dave and I do every Sunday. The only thing more constant in my life is the neighbor who practices his trumpet at 6pm everyday.

- go food shopping and to Lowes for scraping supplies.

- sew a lapped, hand-picked zipper in a dress that I am making FOR MYSELF!

-make all those aforementioned boxes.

-eat too much New England Clam Chowder from Venda Ravioli. Viva!

Pinterest.

Pinterst! We can be friends on it, yes?

C’mon. It’s like Tumblr for 30 year-olds.

I Wear Clothes.

Sometimes, I wear clothes. Sometimes, I don’t. It’s best not to get these two worlds too mixed up, especially when pictures are involved.

Why should fashion bloggers have all the fun? This is what I wore to go out with my lady friends on Friday night. With exception to the skirt, it’s what I wore to spend all day working with my lady friends, too.

-My boots are from Bass.com and I once wrote about them here. I did change into some black boots after this picture was taken, however. -The tights I borrowed from Kelly on my birthday. She’ll get them back, eventually. -My skirt is from the Harbor House Resale shop in Toms River, NJ. It’s wool and I wiggle when I walk in it. -My top is from the Waste Not, Want Not resale store, formerly of downtown Providence, RI.

My earrings are a sample from I’m Your Present. The retail pairs are smaller and in different colors. Your life will be much better if you just buy some. My glasses are old American Optical safety glasses that I bought off of Etsy.

The hand ring is by Blood Milk and the oval ring is from my mother. I like big rings but my hands are so small that a few can easily become too much.

Not featured but still important is my new tattoo (sorry, mom!) It says “Good Grief” and was done by my friend Josh. We worked together for a few years and I remember him spending many hours drawing up tattoo ideas instead of doing his job. You’ve come a long way, kid. Also new is my bicep muscle. I’m pretty smitten with that little guy.

Fun times forever. Seriousness never.

A Note and Etc.

Hey! Thanks for making the LNIIYS (Liz Novak’s International Internet Yard Sale) a pretty good success. I’m pleased. I’m chuffed. I’m pretty dang happy. There are still some things left to move. Originally, I was going to leave this as an open-ended option but I soon realized that I don’t want to hold onto extra stuff in the off-chance that someone from the internet might want to have it. So, instead, I’ll leave the sale up for one more week before committing it to the annals of history. Packages will be going out Monday morning.

Spring cleaning is well under way in our house. I reached a bit of an impasse on Thursday night. I was sitting at my bench, soldering things to other things and decided that I needed one of our small fans for ventilation. I couldn’t find one upstairs so I went to our closet/crawlspace/under eave area to retrieve it. Surely, it must be there. Guys, I couldn’t even get through the door. There was so much stuff. I called Dave. I pitched a fit. I cried gross, big tears and my running make up burned my eyes.

A few years back, a friend of mine asked me a question that I am still revising the answer to: “Do creative people have better relationships?” Yes or No aside, having a partner who also is able to see the boundless potential in things can be a real hazard. Not that norms don’t fall prey to, “This might be useful…someday.” but when you a maker or do-er, it’s like being given an extra pass to hold onto lots or card board or neon paper scraps because, yes, you actually CAN use them… someday. But my spirit has had enough of “someday”. “Someday” can go screw because, goddamnit, I’m miserable now.

Today, we gave the closet a cleaning. It’s not perfect (yet!) but now, instead of just simply being able to enter it, you could even go as far as lay down in it. Guest room! We threw out so many boxes of garbage. So many. SO MANY. We even found some pretty cool stuff that we didn’t know that we had.

Dave gives us his best "One Guy. One Vintage Tube Amp" a la Portlandia

Seriously. How could you forget about this little number?

"Music Sucks". Yes, it does.

Here’s to future of more purging and less binging.

Oh. I did buy this Michael Jackson cross stitch kit today at Savers. The road to recovery is long, friends.

image once again from www.r-e-l-i-c.com

 

Still here and still queer on the living room couch. I’ve watched my videos and crammed lots of food into my gaping maw (seriously, being sick makes me really ravenous) but the real MVP of this experience has been my precious hot water bottle. If you don’t have prior water bottle experiences, you are missing out, kid. Before I became a proud owner and user, I have to admit, I found the iconic red hot water bottle to be kind of gross and creepy. I take it back. This thing warms my bed at night, lays on my gut at least once a month, and sometimes, when I am feeling luxurious,  I pin it between my back and my chair and let my shoulder muscles get all relaxed and jelly-like. But if it is luxury, it is the easiest luxury in the world. First off, these things are pretty cheap. I got mine for about 8 bucks at an antique store and it came in a pretty groovy box. However, you can buy new ones at your local hot water bottle dealer or via the limitless garden that is the internet. Second, it’s damn easy to use. Just heat up some water in your regular, standard issue, kitchen kettle and pour it into that sucker. Then sit down and watch a Young Ones marathon or something. Oh yeah!

Due to all this therapeutic lounging, I’ve been having a lot of brilliant ideas but I posses little to no of the fortitude needed to a enact them. My one crazy idea is that I want to get rid of a bag of clothes that has been sitting at the bottom of my bed for months now. Normally, I’d just shove em down the Salvation Army chute but first I’d like to open the floor to see if any of y’alls would like some of the better stuff. Internet yard sale time!!! I post images of the clothes, list some basic info and measurements, and name a small price. You tell me what you want (first come, first serve basis), pay me the balance via paypal and wait patiently for your items to arrive. Does that sound easy and appealing? Naturally, you’ll be paying for shipping (flat rate, priority) but I promise that will be the majority of the financial burden. Nothing over $10. No Forever 21 crap. Promise.

I’ll probably do this late on Sunday or Monday. Yay or nay? Let a sinus’d out sister know.

The Matrix Relic.

Hello, Internet world.

Originally, this post contained a rather lengthy diatribe about stuff and liking stuff and dealing with an over-saturation of, well, everything. As I said, it was long and confusing and, yes, probably a little obnoxious or even a little precious. It probably also contained a few too many “I…” statements.

All following images care of www.r-e-l-i-c.com

So, tonight, I am stuck on the couch with a perfect storm of sore arms from lifting weights last night (my front shoulder is going to be INSANE this summer, guys), whatever kind of nose/throat/face illness that Dave had earlier in the week, and gross cramps, etc. from my period that just decided to arrive. A real upstairs/downstairs affair. I should probably be sleeping but I can’t get past the fact that 8:30 is just too early for a dame like me to be hitting the hay. Instead, I’ve selected a variety of DVD and VHS delights to get distracted by view while working on some of this writing and planning and dreaming business. My choices are an A&E Biography documentary about Amelia Earhart (swoon.) The Day the Earth Stood Still (Klaatu! swoon.) The Prince of Pennsylvania (for the hairstyles… and because it’s actually good.) and, the one I chose to watch first, The Matrix.

I never thought that I would say anything nice about The Matrix (besides to comment on the incredible form of Carrie-Anne Moss’s front shoulder) but, over ten years later, it really isn’t so bad. In fact, I’m having a bit of a problem with concentration. I just can’t keep my eyes off of that sallow and dusty landscape! Now that folks aren’t trying to rock pleather pants and teensy, reflective sunglasses- this whole cyber-punk thing doesn’t look so bad. Not like a lifestyle you should aspire to, but way better than steam-punk. Not to be a hater but I tend to prefer the nerd subcultures that would be out of place at Burning Man. Can you really blame me?

I’m actually surprised by how much I’m still enjoying the Matrix aesthetics. (I’m also really into how The Matrix envisions a future based on the then-current system of data-storage: the disk/mini disk- just as Brazil is based in a future that runs on reams and reams of good, old-fashioned paper.) It exists in its own world very well; a bleak future but a full, developed sense of place… with just enough cheesiness (“I know kungfu?!” sez Neo…) to make the viewer cringe.

This brings me back to what I was originally going to complain about in this space. You see, it’s been a while since I’ve been flush with direction about aesthetics and “what I like”. Because, hey! I like a lot of things. I am a big liker. And when I was about 14 or 13 and discovering that there was more out there than what was immediately offered to me by the geographic and social landscape of Toms River, NJ…well… I became a really big liker of a bunch of things. Every little part that I came across that I liked- liked deeply and madly in the way where your heart stops and your mind screams at you, “THIS!”- would point to another part. I learned to how to like things, how my interests fit together. In the late 90s and early 2000s, becoming “cool” was still (for perhaps the last time ever) a process. These past few years have compounded time and information in a way that I almost can’t fathom. Now, you can be told how to like something. Pull up any well curated Tumblr and receive instant aesthetic alpha and omega! A great information Oroboros! But no mystery; no draw. Instead of shared interests, I think what I’m seeing is more about assimilation. All catch but no chase. Everything viewed through a common gaze: consumption. Stylization as content.

It’s so hard to invest myself in something when I know how it will end.

I’ve recently come across a “curated imageblog for “Relic” which is, as far as I can tell, a company working in the ubiquitous “Brooklyn Vintage*” genre that manufactures expensive stickers and patches. If you can sense a palpable disgust in my words, you are correct. But their blog has some very top-notch image choices and great juxtaposition. That and they seem to link most of their images to their original source- (re)placing them into context and moving away from being another disposable image of something “cool”. I’ve gruelingly slogged through all 100+ pages and, wonder of wonders, I actually stopped to pause and contemplate what I was seeing and how I was seeing it. Impressive for a bunch of neat pictures.

When it comes down to it, though, Keanu Reeves is way better as a moody teenager than as a quick-moving computer hacker. But you probably knew that.

Remember the Maine.

Nautical Disaster of February 15th, 1898 and icon of a new breed of journalism.

This bandana was printed by the Cranston Print Works of Cranston, Rhode Island (still in business!).

If history can’t repeat itself, then the terrorists have won.

Tagged

Happy

You may keep your hearts and lace, I feel like love is more akin to this, anyway:

Marina Abramovic, Rest Energy with Ulay, 1980.

Valentimes.

A collection of festively red goods.

Or.

Better red than dead?

Gentleman’s Argeement or A Handshake Seals a Contract.

Mariah Kunkel of Quite Continental teaches us how properly shake hands.

She’s a lawyer so you know that she has this art mastered.

If you do one thing this year, please, do this. Sure, there are starving orphans all over the world that would love you ten cents a day but, I’d be willing to bet, that there are at least as many flaccid, weak handshakes- the kind that make you throw up in your mouth, just a little bit. Their clammy ghost will stick to your palm all day.

Also notable is this ye olde infographic from The Art of Manliness:

Learn it and learn it well.

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